I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN
Supernatural has an episode of Supernatural about a book called Supernatural and even talks about Supernatural fans shipping them together.
steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife
It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing
"the future is so scary"
Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Working in retail in a nutshell
"you just ate"
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”